First things first, let's please talk about this title. Now why would you do that Ke$ha? Why would you, of all people, release a song with any reference to drugs in the title? Don’t you know you’ve just gift wrapped class-a material that will go towards jokes at your expense about the plethora of drugs you are actually on, none of which go by the name of “love” in any circle? But no, you’re right, the only thing worse then being talked about is not being talked about. So I’ll just let that one slide with nothing but a raised eyebrow.
Back to the single itself. I like to imagine ke$ha cooking this one up under the instruction of some cheap “pop music recipe book” that you might find obnoxiously placed at supermarket checkouts in Hollywood. If I know ke$ha, which I don’t, I can assure you she would have just downed her morning bottle of Jack before embarking on any kitchen adventures. Hence, she would have added an entire bottle of Katy Perry’s “Waking Up In Vegas” as opposed to the half tablespoon the recipe originally called for. In an attempt to balance her mistake she would have then added an extremely potent and well warn hooker heal before spending the day searching for a used tampon in every truck stop bathroom with in a 5 mile radius. After leaving the whole mess in the sun for about 3 days, Voila! Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha.
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